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Joke of the Day

"Man with five penises As the man with five penises put on a condom, he sighed. ""Fits like a glove."""

"My doctor told me I have the vitals of someone half my age. I have no idea how he found out, but now I'll have to kill him too."

"If they gave out awards for sex... You wouldn't even have a participation ribbon As in, you have not participated. You are virgin"

"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""

"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"

"Curb stomping your enemies and having the last thing they see in their pointless lives be your Skechers lighting up >>>>"

"A man walks into a bar, looks at the bartender and says...... please fill in a punch line"

"I think horoscopes are absolute tosh. But you know me, typical Virgo."

"Numbers don't lie but they don't tell the truth either. They're NUMBERS."

"""I never spit on the ground"" ""because it's the only one that always supports me"" ""wow, that's a deep thought"" *""ptoo""* ""AAH! MY EYE!"""