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Joke of the Day
"What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles."
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"british people say ""maths"" instead of math because they are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math"
"It's too beautiful to stay inside today. That's why I moved my bed closer to the window."
"Updated list of teen cliques: aioli freaks, Comcastwitches, genderbloggers, Skin taggers, turkeysluts, bolognaboys, Tinyteens, lunch decoys"
"Studies show that one in two and a half men are HIV Positive You can thank Charlie Sheen for that"
"Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon? It don't need cleaning!"
"Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court? He was charged with battery."
"My wife got angry when I said ""Samsung""... Apparently that was the wrong answer to: ""What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?"""
"What's the most sensitive part of your body after you masturbate? Your sense of guilt"
"What is the common enemy of frostbite victims and dairy products? Lack-toes Intolerance."