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Joke of the Day
"I just heard the most beautiful song. It was something about sluts in the club."
Next Joke
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."
"That awkward moment when you can't decide if it's just a bad pic or you really look like that."
"It's okay Pluto I am not a planet either."
"Being a parent means you have to make gigantic sacrifices like quality sleep and the backs to every remote control in your house."
"Her: Hey, what does this dress say to you? *Whirls Around* Me: I'm not in the mood to listen to your clothes right now, I'm drinking!!"
"Why do black people wear flares? because their knee grows"
"What can't teenage girls do? Even"
"What do you call someone who LOVES Wikipedia? A Wikipedophile!"
"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch???? Names"