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Joke of the Day
"How do Muslims do foreplay? They tickle the goat on the chin."
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"Only if these women were as thorough in choosing a man as they are in choosing which selfies to upload on Facebook maybe they wouldn't get heartbroken so often."
"Your ass must get jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth!"
"What's the saddest thing in the world... Dick, His family are nuts, His neighbor is an asshole, His best friend is a pussy, And his master beats him"
"My exercising equipment has a hobby It collects dust"
"What is the gayest food? Indian food. It tears your ass apart :("
"How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training."
"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"
"Spider-Man's Aunt May is now portrayed by Marisa Tomei..... At first they cast Caitlin Jenner....but they decided *Aunt-Man* was too easily confused with *Ant-Man*"
"There was 30 cows in a field and 20 8(ate) how many didn't? 10"