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Joke of the Day
"How do Muslims do foreplay? They tickle the goat on the chin."
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"On a scale between 1 to 10... How likely is it that this question is in binary?"
"I've become such a positive person recently, that I only wash my hair with Pantene Pro V bonafidepoo and proditioner."
"What's miley cyrus's favourite color? twerkquoise"
"i didnt give that homeless guy money because his beard wasnt up to my standards. clean your act up homeless guy"
"What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved."
"I have a ton of leftover horse. It turns out I'm not as hungry as I thought I was."
"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"I have a bad ping. It might be terminal."
"What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked."