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Joke of the Day
"America is converting to metric units... inch by inch."
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"I'm not concerned with babies on airplanes, but grown adults who don't fly often need their own terminal."
"Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly."
"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"
"What's the difference between an old Greyhound station and a lobster with a double D bra size? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
"What's the difference between getting the girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car? How pissed your wife gets when you explain the coat hanger."
"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"
"Maybe it's just me, but reading books on an iPad Mini, I really miss the smell, the heft, the traditional reading experience of an iPad 2."
"What's the best think about leaving California? No more Mexican food and anal sex on Tuesdays."