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Joke of the Day
"What's the best think about leaving California? No more Mexican food and anal sex on Tuesdays."
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"Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl? A white owl goes : Who? Who? A black owl goes : Who dat? who dat?"
"Man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac.... He said "" can i have a drink and one for the road"""
"Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!"
"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"
"How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !"
"Have you heard about the airplane industry? Its really taking off and reaching new heights."
"Pro Tip: Use candles to set a romantic mood. Pro Tip Addendum: don't set the romantic mood right by curtains."
"If you... ... fap on an airplane, are you hijacking?"
"Why do robots make bad boyfriends? They just screw, nut, then bolt."