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Joke of the Day
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
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"What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine"
"Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?"
"While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus The whole experience was rather breathtaking."