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Joke of the Day
"Hat did one prick say to the other prick? Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts!"
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"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ""Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!"""
"What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles? Stumped"
"SOME DUDE IN A LAB IS WORKING ON BRINGING THE PTERODACTYL BACK TO LIFE SO ENJOY THOSE EVENING STROLLS WHILE YOU CAN!"
"It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as ""Your Majesty""."
"Up to 300 serial killers are active every day but the good news is that some of us have been incapacitated by the internet."
"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free."
"Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !"