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Joke of the Day

"Maybe it's just me, but reading books on an iPad Mini, I really miss the smell, the heft, the traditional reading experience of an iPad 2."

"FYI: The .gif file format is pronounced ""jiff"" I know because I joogled it."

"[oc] What do you call a 100 year old whale? A hunchback whale."

"Woman across from me will NOT shut up about her where she works. Ugh, I hate job interviews."

"What event do the Porn Olympics and Summer Olympics share? Skeet Shooting"

"This Teenage girl gave me attitude today so I called her the ""Fattest Skinny person I have ever seen"" that should confuse her for a while."

"I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy... I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not."

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes!"

"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year"

"My memory is flawless But my ability to recall is not great"