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Joke of the Day

"Two elephants meet a nudist After a while one elephant says to the other ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing"""

"Honey, I'm afraid we can't get married anymore. weed_hitler69 just told me I was gay. *looks at Xbox* Thank you sir. You've changed my life."

"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."

"Rectal Myopia Calling into work: ""I'm going to be out today with rectal myopia."" ""What's that?"" ""I just can't see my ass coming in."""

"I made a chicken salad today... The bastard didn't even eat it."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"

"How do you deep throat a Muslim girl? You Ramadan her throat."

"You know what they say. Once you go Mac.... you find out your dads dead. RIP Steve Jobs :("

"you know what people said about paul daniels funeral..... you know what people said about paul daniels funeral ""i liked it but not a lot"""

"If you love something set it on fire. If it doesn't die, you have a dragon."