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Joke of the Day
"I got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."
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"My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right..."
"What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella"
"What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District? What I want to be *if* I grow up."
"Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove."
"On Halloween, how do skeletons call their friends? With their iBone."
"This is a baby horse: it can walk 4 hours after it's born This is a baby human: don't touch its head wrong or you'll bonk its brain"
"Hyperboles are the most overused thing in the universe."
"What's so weird about a steroid addiction? No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger."
"[hospital] ""We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach."" ""Is that bahahaad?"" ""Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."""