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Joke of the Day
"I got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."
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"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."
"How are Clinton scandals like Pokemon? You'll never catch them all."
"Rhonda is my type of woman... She finishes before I do!"
"Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom ""wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"" ..who told you about science"
"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"
"Don't ever ask me about the time my anus prolapsed. Its a long ass story."
"""fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"""
"Tip: Call your baby a normal name Me: Are you still mad your parents called you tip?"
"What does the south call friends with benefits? Cousins....."