20110

Joke of the Day

"I like my chocolate like I like my men. Rich."

"A lady crashed into a McDonald's here in town. Hey Leno, here's a free one for you: ""Looks like she took 'drive-thru' a bit too literally!"""

"[school teacher job interview] Can I ask you some questions? I don't know CAN you? haha impressive [stands] welcome aboard!"

"What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab? Where to sir?"

"Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever."

"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."

"Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning... Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes"

"What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer."

"There's a black guy in my family tree... he's still hanging there."

"What do you give someone who is about to tear up? Tape"