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Joke of the Day
"What does the south call friends with benefits? Cousins....."
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"What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas? A leaf blower"
"Why did the mobster buy a planner? So he could organize his crime"
"I rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly put me down."
"If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me."
"Did you know? Accordion to a recent study, 90% of the world don't realise when a word has been swapped with an instrument."
"When Jesus Makes Tea... Hebrews"
"Me: I was sober for 12 years AA Director: What happened ? Me: I turned 13...."
"History channel."
"My four levels of drunk: 1. Bouncy 2. Slide-y 3. Slurry 4. Turtle stuck on its back"