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Joke of the Day

"Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom ""wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"" ..who told you about science"

"Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white."

"Why are divorces so damn expensive? Because they are fucking worth it!"

"French tanks have 6 gears for going backwards and only 1 gear for going forward In case they get attacked from behind"

"Q: What do kids like to eat in the playground? A: Recess Pieces."

"I'm not against half naked men. At least not as often as I'd like to be."

"I'm gonna hang a Batman costume in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's."

"Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome."

"Why was the mushroom a hit at parties? Because he was a *fungi*"

"Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. ""What is this 45 in math?"" asked her father. ""I think that's the size of the class"" she said quickly!"