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Joke of the Day
"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."
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"Mom: So, do you have someone special in your life? Me: Define ""someone"" Mom: You know, a boyfriend. Me: Define ""boyfriend"""
"Some people are as useless as the second window at McDonald's."
"Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are white, Genetics."
"Why is light beer similar to sex in a boat? They're both fucking close to water."
"I used to have a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."
"Why are there so many avenues in Belgium? Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow."
"My husband just left town for a work trip. I didn't want him to miss out on anything so I made him a mixtape of the kids whining."
"What's the difference between a wheat thin and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker."
"How do you define necrophilia? The urge to crack open a cold one"