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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you burn Baltimore? Baltiless"

"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"

"Whats fat on the bottom, skinny on the top, and has ears? Mountains! ...what? You've never head of mountaineers?"

"For my birthday I'm going somewhere with no internet access. Pretty sure this will involve time travel and possibly dinosaurs."

"Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested? Embezzlement"

"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs."

"Trump supporters are irrational, racists, misogynists... And some, I assume, are good people."

"What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up? Slow clap."

"You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, ""I'm fine"" than when you are flying on an airplane."

"What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? 'Ell if I know!"