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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to change out the light in my basement? Well...apparently more than four."

"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says You man the guns, I'll drive'"

"Wanna hear a joke about iron? I'd tell you but there's a Fe."

"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""

"A guy was honking at a car ahead of him to speed up at 6AM so I followed him bc his job must be amazing if he's that excited to get to work."

"Cheesy joke Cheddar"

"Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans? It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk."

"What's the definition of ""trust""? Two cannibals giving each other a blow job."

"Just saw a car with ""Just Married"" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean.."

"My therapist told me ""time heals all wounds"", So I stabbed him. Now we wait..."