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Joke of the Day

"Mr. Buffalo: I caught my son making out with a girl Me: SWEET! Mr. Buffalo: And a boy Me: So, I guess you could say he's your... Bi-son"

"I would never let my kids go see an orchestra... Too much sax and violins."

"Why did the little Dutch boy get kicked out of the gay bar? He kept putting his finger in the dikes."

"Modern Haircuts by Sean Head"

"Stop it guys, there's no such thing as Canadian English. We just say ""free healthcare"" more and ""supersized"" less."

"True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps."

"I wonder why call them backup vocals. Was there ever a time the lead fainted and the backup took over the mic and the show went on as usual?"

"I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever."

"Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him."

"Free Tibet I'LL TAKE IT!"