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Joke of the Day

"Mr. Buffalo: I caught my son making out with a girl Me: SWEET! Mr. Buffalo: And a boy Me: So, I guess you could say he's your... Bi-son"

"Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump."

"Why did Lindsay Lohan walk into a movie theater? She heard there were free shots."

"Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish. I can't even satisfy myself with a family sized lasagne"

"Putting on mascara without opening my mouth is on my bucket list"

"Mario's Jeans What kind of jeans does Mario wear? *(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim..."

"I caught a lot lizard the other day.... Keeping it in a cage with hot rocks till i figure out what to feed it..."

"My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there? Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?"

"Gemini: You may find yourself wondering if you're dreaming or not. A simple test is to punch a cop in the face."

"The only thing I have to say about Bristol Palin ""You're welcome."""