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Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Listening to an antijoke."
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"Teacher: How Old is your father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born."
"did you hear about the kid who read a book about anti gravity? He just couldn't **put it down!**"
"I am looking at my neighbor's wife through the wall with this new thermal imaging scope. She's hot!"
"Takes a very specific type of confidence to drop off your hoodie at coat check."
"When a woman tells me her lawn needs mowing, I get an entirely different picture in my head."
"My daughter reached that age where they start asking embarrassing questions about sex The last one was ""is that all you got?"""
"What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord? A-minor"
"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over."
"Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there"