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Joke of the Day

"What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord? A-minor"

"Was having a problem with one of my contact lenses. Fortunately, my wife had the solution."

"Why do asians have such squinty eyes? Because atomic bombs are pretty bright."

"I walk around with mentos in my ears so everyone thinks I have an iphone 7."

"What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!"

"I've been asking God to send me my soul-mate. Either he's not listening or we've got very different ideas on how she should look."

"The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field."

"Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!"

"Today I asked my mom what she did for a living, she replied ""I'm a headmaster"". To which my dad replied ""yeah she is"""

"I masturbate with soap Just thought I'd come clean."