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Joke of the Day

"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over."

"To keep guacamole from going bad just be there for it"

"Each time my husband yells for the Warriors an angel (me) uses his credit card."

"What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs? Boom-shackle-lacquer!"

"Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt."

"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney"

"Today I went to a zoo who's only animal was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"

"The iron vein ran out... It was only a minor issue though."

"It's crazy how everyone sleeps differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."