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Joke of the Day
"Me? Racist? No way! Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."
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"What did the leper tell the prostitute? [Keep the tip!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U)"
"Sometimes I'm tempted to run into a Gym and tell men which machine they should be using to impress women. It's called an ATM."
"I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation... My Czech is in the mail!"
"A man was afraid to go into Kohl's at the local strip mall because according to the sign: Kohls Staples Dicks"
"Answer : Mrs.Claus Question : Who was the only person in history that was unhappy when Santa came early?"
"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."
"Well, you won't get called a racist for criticizing the President anymore... ...you'll just get called a racist for supporting him."
"""One Two Three Four Five Six... KEVIN!!!"" - how I would introduce myself 100% of the time if my parents had blessed me with the name Kevin"