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Joke of the Day

"I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation... My Czech is in the mail!"

"How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb To get to the other side"

"What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show? Are you ready for the next episode?"

"Yeah, I am one of those people who've had milk with whiskey. My mother used to drink a lot post pregnancy."

"I just conducted a survey. I asked 68 men and 2 women what their views were on equality."

"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."

"How many punks does it take to change a light bulb? None. Punks never changed anything."

"What difference does an ""A"" make? Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical."

"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer, it's called ""art"" and ""music. When I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave Home Depot""."

"wooden leg named smith My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""