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Joke of the Day

"""Can I buy you a drink?"" Sure! What's your name? ""Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far"" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool"

"Why do black people have white hands? There's a little good in everybody."

"Sugar is the only word in English language in which ""Su"" is pronounced as ""Shu"". I am pretty sure about it."

"What do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwitistic"

"Chuck Norris actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him."

"Her: Hey, what does this dress say to you? *Whirls Around* Me: I'm not in the mood to listen to your clothes right now, I'm drinking!!"

"Please pray for my friends' 4-year-old. They found out today 7 minutes of his life wasn't photographed or videotaped and put on Facebook."

"What band performed at the Jefferson memorial? Nickelback"

"Why can't a blonde dial 911 She can't find the eleven. Not sure if someone already posted this joke but a friend told me so I had to post it."

"when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) ""oh no my hot bod!"""