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Joke of the Day

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? [Keep the tip!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U)"

"There are two types of people in life... Those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest."

"My great great grandfather died at Custer's last stand? He didn't die fighting he was camping nearby and went over to complain about the noise."

"My doctor told me I am anorexic Now I have that to deal with on top of being fat"

"What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? mumblr"

"Damn girl are you today's date? Cause' you're a 10/10"

"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"

"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."

"Given how many times they've been screwed by hurricanes, it's time to change the name of the Virgin Islands."

"Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo? Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to."