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Joke of the Day

"The ironic thing about the original Scooby Doo adventures was that the only real supernatural phenomena they encountered was a TALKING DOG."

"What's the best thing a midget can catch? Air."

"What did the comedy coach tell his worst student after his practice? ""Are you making a Mochrie out of improv?"""

"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 4K"

"What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild? deez nuts"

"What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger..."

"My friend thought it would be funny to fake his own death... It was a hard thing for us to die-jest"

"How do you suffocate a redneck? Tape his mouth shut."

"Why is Santa always jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Me: I have a date tonight. Friend: A guy coming over to install cable isn't a date. Me: *frowns* But I got a cheese platter...."