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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing a midget can catch? Air."
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"My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur... She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called it ""Amanda's A Man, Duh""."
"So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles... When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said, It. all. happened. so. fast."
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it..."
"Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury"
"Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love."
"it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes"
"I ate too much bread at the Indian restaurant during lunch today. It was a naan issue."
"Oh red onions... you'll be the breath of me."
"one time my dad walked in on me smoking an E cig and made me eat a whole pack of batteries"