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Joke of the Day
"Colombian Necktie Did the man with the Colombian necktie like his necktie? He couldn't say."
Next Joke
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"I just wished a Bride-to-be good luck on her first marriage. She didn't seem to appreciate my sincerity."
"My four levels of drunk: 1. Bouncy 2. Slide-y 3. Slurry 4. Turtle stuck on its back"
"Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way."
"If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you."
"what do you call an asian lounge singer? george crooney"
"What do you call a rabbi with heart burn? Acidic Jew"
"I complained to my wife that I was short staffed at work She responded ""yeah, and you have the same problem at home"""