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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rabbi with heart burn? Acidic Jew"
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"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"
"What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a harpoon through her head."
"Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove."
"What's a Mexican's favourite letter? C. LOL! I heard this at work today, top fucking bantz!"
"Hey people - learn to spell!!! I mean my co-workers. Twitter, you guys actually do pretty well, considering half of you are probably drunk."
"Our wedding pic looks like my wife's selfie photo bombed by me."
"""Men are pigs"" - misandrist &/or world's worst biologist"
"Me: C'mon. Dog: No. Me: Let's go. Dog: No. Me: Please? Dog: YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!? Me: It's just rain. Dog: I already pooped in your shoe."
"is anyone.. is anyone else excited for the season finale of America on Tuesday?"