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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is gettin' better!"
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"I slip the nun 30 bucks and real quiet-like ask to see the ""strong orphans."""
"To me, drink responsibly means don't f?cking spill it"
"Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. I can accomplish this if I avoid my mother."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"
"What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog?"
"I met a girl in the pub last night and we ended up back at my place. I didn't have a f*cking clue what I was getting myself into. So I politely asked her to shave it."
"Apparently, the serving size for Oreos is ""until you feel gross."""
"Today, I looked in the mirror and didn't even recognize myself... Then, I realized it was a window."
"TED talk about staying in bed"