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Joke of the Day

"No thanks Facebook Live, if I wanted to see people doing stupid things in real time I'd just go visit my family."

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he killed Hitler."

"Question ? Do old lesbians try to look like Rod Stewart or does Rod Stewart try to look like an old lesbian?"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to see a lentil."

"Nazis and the great depression, I get it, Grandpa. But did you have to hear the word 'selfie' every fucking day? Did you?!"

"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea"

"Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says ""Don't Bother Me,"" so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works."

"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either."

"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom's bedroom. I can't believe it.. She's a superhero!"

"What does a drunk police officer do? Protect and swerve."