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Joke of the Day
"Why do you become a smurf every time you are sad? Because you're feeling blue."
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"""If you're building a time machine, Take your time. what's the rush?"""
"What's the difference between a black person and a monkey? Nothing"
"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But if I'm gonna have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila!"
"[turns to guy at next urinal] ""When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet? BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"""
"Did you hear the one about the three deep holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."
"I went to a Halloween party where everyone was dressed like a sore thumb Not me, no, I stuck out like a vicar."
"What did batman say to robin? Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. ""Get in the car, Robin"" Source http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/"
"What does a flaky boyfriend and constipation have in common? They're both assholes who can't commit."