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Joke of the Day
"Why do you become a smurf every time you are sad? Because you're feeling blue."
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"My wife...it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore"
"How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context? *Why* would you like fries with that?"
"My dad and I talking. I asked my dad today ""What rhymes with orange?"" He replied ""No, it doesn't"""
"An ISIS attack wouldn't do any damage to Chicago What's one more pot hole?"
"Who punishes Colorado underage smokers? COPD"
"If my ex had an autobiography it would be called ""Mein Cramps"" What, did you NOT SEE that one coming?"
"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."
"Growing up, my parents nicknamed by penis 'Eamonn' I never managed to get all my pee in the bowl."
"-What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike? _You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike"