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Joke of the Day

"5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money... However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD"

"Last year my ex and I dressed as opposing political parties for Halloween... best hate sex we ever had."

"I never make my guests take their shoes off at the door because it takes them longer to get out when I want them to leave."

"Last night, I dreamt I slept with a co-worker. (sfw) It was just as I imagined...."

"When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ? the four hands (you dirty minds)"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? People like pizza"

"""How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?"" She said she didn't see him coming"

"Wanna hear a joke? I get no karma for this. :("

"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."

"What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe? You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs."