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Joke of the Day
"What does the chicken do to get through college? She strips."
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"I'm not racist because racism is a crime... And crimes are for black people."
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"What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren? SWAT Sticka's!"
"evryone shutup im trying to paper mache my dog but he keeps trying to reading the newspaper articles"
"Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous."
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"Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!"