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Joke of the Day
"What does the chicken do to get through college? She strips."
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"[Doctors appointment] Me: It hurts when I go like this. *gets up and leaves and goes to work*"
"What was more important than the invention of the first telephone? The second telephone."
"I always check my smoke alarms to make sure they're working. I call it ""cooking"""
"My mum showed my girlfriend my baby photos. ""You haven't changed at all,"" said my girlfriend. ""Alright mum,"" I said, ""that's enough of the naked ones."""
"Son: Dad, am I adopted? Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
"Now that Brexit is over we can expect 1. Nexit 2. Frexit 3. Grexit 4. Departugal 5. Italeave 6. Czechout 7. Outstria 8. Finish 9. Slovakout 10. Latervia 11. Byegium 12. Polend"
"Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one."
"Birth certificates need a popup dialog box: ""Are you SURE you want to spell your kid's name that way?"""
"Why did god invent the yeast infection?(x-post from r/funny) To show women what it's like to live with an irritated cunt."