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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist because racism is a crime... And crimes are for black people."

"This year I've decided I'm going to exercise religiously... That means I'm going to work out on Easter and Christmas and I'm done."

"He died doing what he loved most... Correcting my grammar."

"Damn baby, you make me feel like the economic times during Martin Van Buren's Presidency. Hard."

"It's international women's day. But apparently my local strip club didn't get the memo. Went there today and all the girls were from my country. No international women at all."

"""WE AREN'T SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I."" -- bad guys reaching for a weapon at the end of the movie"

"Why do we call it politics? Because poly means many and ticks mean blood-sucking parasites."

"Being attracted to my own flaccid penis really sucks. But it does have its ups and downs."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field!"

"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9"