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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nazi Police Officer Give to the Schoolchildren? SWAT Sticka's!"

"What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language? You have bad hand writing"

"Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball"

"My husband grew a beard and suddenly I'm having to karate chop every woman we pass."

"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I didn't pay 50 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently."

"Thank god 4 the guy at the bar yelling ""YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT!!!"" when a receiver drops the ball. Had no idea he was supposed to catch it."

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the w's."

"A man walks past someone brushing their teeth with toothpaste in a gated garden... ""Cool-gate, dude,"" he said."