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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!"
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"Just thought of this cheesy joke... Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas."
"Don't let him know you're a hologram. Don't let him know you're a hologram. Interviewer: You've got the job! *extends hand* Me: Dammit"
"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."
"Children shouldn't talk to strangers. Not because strangers are dangerous, but because children are incapable of meaningful conversations."
"They say anal sex is like your first car... you might not like it but your dad will give it to you anyway!"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Its cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
"Oh you're sick? Let me weirdly list every other person I know who's sick."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Joffrey Baratheon ? Trump is older."