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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"

"What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player? A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury."

"STEWARDESS: omg the plane's about to crash but the SOS message can only be 140 characters! what are we going to do?? ME: *slowly stands up*"

"So I was about to roll a joint with a page from the Qur'an... But I decided that I didn't really feel like getting stoned."

"This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don't even know what that means but now I'm hungry."

"My friend works at a circumcision clinic I asked him if he charges alot for his circumcisions He said ""No, I just keep the tips."""

"So a duck walks into a bar... He waddles over to a seat and settles in. The bartender says ""Hey there, what can I get for you?"" And the duck says ""I... I don't know. I've never made it this far."""

"I'm reading this amazing novel called ""Dictionary"", I'm only halfway through but I'm pretty sure the Zebra did it...."

"What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou? Caribou can't fly."

"I was driving around in my tricycle all day I worked it so hard, it lost a wheel. The tricycle is two tired now."