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Joke of the Day

"Why did the baseball player fail at the math test? He used base 3."

"Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines"

"Who's the top selling author in Russia? Salman Rush B"

"I'm not usually a prick but when I am, I try to be like Donald Trump"

"Him: Mm girl, back that ass up. Me: Like on iCloud or something?"

"Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him... Which is kind of ironic that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union."

"I met a girl last night at a bar... She said she wanted the night to be magical... So i fucked her and disappeared."

"Is siri better than you? that's a siri-ous question."

"Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of ""going to the gym in 2013."""

"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."