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Joke of the Day
"I just made my Chiropractor's day by calling him Doctor in front of his mom."
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"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? She choked."
"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"
"Why don't black people lay in the sun? ...because it's 92.96 million miles away."
"Caeser ran into his friends Brutus Brutus said ""hey Julius, I heard you raped a Senators wife. What happened?"". Caeser replied. "" Vidi Vici Veni!"""
"You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish"
"Why did religion cross the road? God is the answer."
"As a kid I could never understand why my mother would not let me play near the train tracks across the street from my house. Then it hit me."
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal homosexual He hung out in the closet"
"what was Michael Jackson favorite kind of movie child pornography"