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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna have a secret lair that consists of toilets and sinks. It'll be called ""John Sinclair's john and sink lair"""

"A brunette tells her blonde friend that she can finally say that she's slept with a Brazilian. The blonde looks shocked and says, ""OMG, how many is a Brazilian???"

"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"

"What does a ""yes man"" say? I don't no"

"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"

"I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff."

"How do you make a woman go blind? Put a windshield in front of her."

"If my company really wanted us to move during a fire drill, they'd lose the alarm and just announce that there's free food by the stairs."

"If I'm a baker, you're the dough.. I knead you."

"What did 50 Cent say when Dr. Dre gave him a sweater? ""Gee, you knit?"""