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Joke of the Day
"4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products"
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"""My what big teeth you have! Also you're grey and furry and clearly a wolf... I'm not retarded."""
"What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio."
"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"
"What did the lucky butter say? I'm on a roll!"
"What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."
"I hate roller coasters. They always have so much potential, then they go downhill."
"What's a chemist's favourite porn fetish? Propanal"
"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers."