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Joke of the Day
"4007 What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy? Nestle products"
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"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!"
"If being sexy is a crime then I'm not committing one."
"Spin the bottle is a lot like Russian Roulette if there's an ugly person there."
"Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body"
"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeeowwww""."
"What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin? The part he dips in Olive Oyl."
"CNN is confirming that the only news in the world today is the blizzard. everything else is under control."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? You would too if your name was MMMHHHUUHH"
"A rapist, a carpenter, and Alexander the Great walk into a bar They came, they saw, they conquered"