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Joke of the Day

"I hope I dont die on 9/11. ""He died on 9/11? His sacrifice wont be forgotten."" ""No, 9/11/27. He was checking favs in the shower and fell."""

"I went for sushi with Luke Skywalker and he was struggling with chopsticks... ""Use the fork, Luke!"" I said."

"So, I picked up that new Tekken game and it wasn't challenging at all. Tekken is too easy, but that's the way it is."

"What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns."

"The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance Knock Knock who's there? the the who? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

"How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing."

"Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs? Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan."

"What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up? ereptile dysfunction"

"You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screensaver is on."

"[god to lions] You will be the symbol of power and prestige [sees the crickets] Ew. Uh...you guys just yell real loud when a comedian bombs"