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Joke of the Day

"How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing."

"What do you call a person with no brain? A no-brainer"

"What do you call it when you jerk off in the bath? Mastubation"

"What is a Rastafarian's favorite country? Yemen"

"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."

"Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can't picture what that would be like."

"Five emos in a room A study has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill himself because he wont have a corner to cry in."

"The best way to get over a cold is to get a younger hotter cold"

"What do Muslims eat for Thanksgiving? Quran-berries!"