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Joke of the Day
"Exit signs are all the rage these days But I think they're on the way out"
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"I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off one of the watchtowers"
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb. Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to hold the penis. I mean mother. Shit, I mean ladder."
"My wife calls me a ""lazy alcoholic."" Well, jokes on her. I just jogged to the liquor store."
"A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst."
"Found a baby snake in my backyard while mowing. Long story short, I don't have to mow anymore since my yard is on fire."
"Have you ever seen those ""Give a penny, take a penny"" things at convenience stores??? that makes no cents"
"It's that time of year when it gets *just* cold enough to draw dicks on people's car windows."
"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!"
"How do you know your S&M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number."