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Joke of the Day

"so the united states is ebola free now... I wonder how much the premium version of ebola will cost."

"I don't think Donald Trump realizes how strong and unified Latinos are... Every Latino is like a brick. When they come together they form a wall."

"Oh shit, my computer uses U.S. English. I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up."

"what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear."

"What did the unicyclist say to the bicyclist? I'm bi curious."

"A young girl swallowed a pin when she was eleven and never felt a prick until she turned eighteen."

"what did one prick say to the other prick? nothing they were both stuck up cunts"

"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."

"*finally detangles ear buds *plane lands"

"Satan is so gay!"