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Joke of the Day

"so the united states is ebola free now... I wonder how much the premium version of ebola will cost."

"What did the liberal say to the chicken? Nothing. He's dead. He was shot and killed in a home invasion and did not have any guns to defend himself. Sarah Palin 2016"

"There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who know math and those who don't."

"I read that if you have 2 hangovers a year you are an alcoholic so I'm around 104 alcoholics"

"I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 21 day diet in 3 hours and 15 minutes."

"What do you call a gay man in his house by himself? homolone"

"There are two kinds of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"The wedding card selection at this store blows. Lots of ""Congrats"" and ""Best wishes"" but no ""I still question your sexuality"" anywhere."

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

"Cinnabon got it right with the whole selling cinnamon rolls all day thing."