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Joke of the Day

"A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. ' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"

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"Reading that some butterflies avoid sex by closing their wings to males. The slutty ones get tattoos on the smalls of their backs"
"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."
"I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm ""Time to go out and rob some people!"" I said"
"Today I found out I have dyslexia... I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
"I just saw a woman outside sitting alone on a bench and staring at nothing and it made me so sad. I wonder what happened to her phone?"
"I hate Russian dolls... They're so full of themselves."
"Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house."
"Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies, actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work."
"Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies."