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Joke of the Day

"Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies."

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"I don't like damp things For the moist part"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
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"I recently participated in an erection contest. Unfortunately I didn't do so well. Let's just say there was some stiff competition."
"What kind of beef are you most likely to catch masturbating? Stroganoff"
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