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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's dick is so shriveled and emaciated,... Obama called in drone strikes on it."

"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"

"I'm very ugly. But two minus make a plus, so we alright"

"What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny"

"All the gingers I know have pretty good morals... I guess you can't really sell your soul to the devil when you don't have one to begin with."

"Next time the cashier asks me if I want ""Paper or Plastic"" I'm just gonna say, ""Doesn't matter to me, I'm bi-sacksual."""

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!!"

"New slogan for cats: ""Ever go to the zoo and want to snuggle a tiger but don't want to die? Cats."""

"Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye."

"I got so drunk last night I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur"