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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West demanded everyone to stand while giving a eulogy, didn't go through with it because Some asshole in a coffin didn't feel like standing."

"I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None."

"I mean, if Marie Antoinette didn't want her head cut off, maybe there should've been actual cake. ~ Why I was kicked off the debate team"

"What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible"

"OK! My friend wanted to know how big the ocean was? (Click to view my Answer). You have to be more Pacific. :D"

"A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway."

"was trimming my beard with my jumper today it was a **clothes** shave..."

"Barack and George walked into the White House... Hillary Dodged."

"What did the proctologist say to the pirate? Show me your booty."